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Jessica Hart Looks So Hot With A Rainbow Swimsuit

2010-06-04T00:36:00.000-07:00

Jessica Hart snapped at Bondi Beach, Sydney with her boyfriend Nick Potts.

Jessica Hart Looks So Hot With A Rainbow Swimsuit

Vienna Girardi Hot Sexy Bikini Pictures

2010-06-03T17:53:00.000-07:00

Here’s that chick Vienna Girardi from that annoying show where desperate women try to land a husband but end up looking like attention seeking morons. I wouldn’t exactly call her a celebrity, but she’s wearing a bikini and showing off a decently plump ass so why the hell not. Luckily most of the pictures are from behind so we don’t have to see her face. There were some much hotter chicks on that show that I would have chosen ahead of her… If I watched the show of course.

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:39:00.000-07:00

I don’t think I have to tell you just how hot supermodel Candice Swanepoel is, so just take a moment or two to peruse through a few of these pictures of her in various little bikinis. Are you done yet? I didn’t think so, I’ll wait. Nice right? The girl is just incredibly hot, I’m pretty sure that ass of hers could end a lot of wars… And probably start more than a few. Enjoy.

Jordan Carver Pink Sweet Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:33:00.000-07:00

Jordan is without doubt one of the most widely known lingerie models. Her one of a kind body, massive rack, and willingness to model any type of lingerie or bikinis has made her one of the most popular busty models out there. Jordan Carver is the type that is happiest when she is in front of the camera, sharing her beauty with the rest of the world. As you can see in the free picture I posted below Jordan is one of the most beautiful women you will ever lay eyes on. But don’t worry, Jordan Carver does more then just look hot in photos. Her members area is also loaded with full length HD videos that you have to see to believe!

Megan Fox Little Black Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:32:00.000-07:00

These are quite possibly the very first candid Megan Fox bikini pictures I’ve ever had on the site, it’s an exciting day. I’m guessing she’s trying to show off her body and get back on the gossip sites so that she won’t completely disappear from site now that she’s been dropped from Transformers 3. I’m ok with that, but I would have her lose about 185lbs of douche while she’s at it. A hot single Megan Fox is a good thing. Look at those abs, I could wash my testicles on those things. Pretty please.

Kelly Brook’s Dangerous Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:23:00.000-07:00

Kelly Brook has been all over the site lately, showing off her amazing little ass and flashing her sexy midriff, so of course I’m going to put up some pictures of her in her bikini in the pages of FHM magazine. I’m not an idiot. I don’t like that she’s so close to those big cats, dangerous, I wouldn’t want her to get a scratch on that tight little body. Although I would be more than happy to nurse her back to health here in mother’s basement.

Adrianne Curry Little Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:20:00.000-07:00

Adrianne Curry is at it again, posting pictures of herself in a bikini on the internet for attention. This time she’s actually on a beach which makes more sense than the bikini pictures in her kitchen or living room. It’s kinda funny that the only one interested in taking her picture is herself. I don’t really care, her body is damn tight, she’s got some nice boobs and I like looking at them in a bikini. Every one wins I guess.

Liz Parada Hot White Bikini Pictures

2010-06-02T04:17:00.000-07:00

In case you don’t know who the hell this Liz Parada chick is and you think you’re out of the hot girl loop, you’re not, she’s one of the contestants on the terrible new ABC reality show ‘True Beauty’. The only reason I know this is because my girlfriend forced me to watch this crap last night. I swear. It’s a stupid ass show and this chick is a complete bitch, but she’s got some impressive boobies on her so obviously I’m going to post pictures of her in a bikini. Not to mention that I’d like to rub myself all over her mocha skin. Considering she’d do pretty much anything for fame I think she’d probably let me… For a price.

Supermodel Janice Dickinson Is Not An Attractive Woman

2010-06-02T04:13:00.000-07:00

I can’t really blame former supermodel Janice Dickinson for trying to cover up her lady parts while wearing a little swimsuit the other day, it’s taking all my powers to overlook whatever it is she’s got going on down there and focus purely on her boobies. I feel like I’ve been training my whole life for days like this. Anyhow, big old boobs in a swimsuit can’t be all that bad, even if they are attached to something like this. I still kinda want to squeeze them a little.

Halle Berry’s Fishnet Bikini Pictures

2010-06-01T03:13:00.000-07:00

Obviously Halle Berry is a hot piece of ass, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her in her bikini. I’m not happy that she covered up the goods in a silly fishnet outfit, it’s not an ideal situation, but these kind of pictures don’t happen too often with Halle. Besides, it’s a fishnet, it’s not like she’s wearing an outfit made out of lead. We can still see all the important lady bits and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Kim Zolciak Hot Bikini Pictures

2010-06-01T03:09:00.000-07:00

I don’t really know who this Kim Zolciak chick is, I think she’s on one of those reality shows about slutty housewives, but she’s showing off some big tanned titties in a bikini so she makes it on the site. Apparently she’s only thirty-two, can you believe that crap? I would have said she was closer to fifty than thirty. What the hell? Did she have half a dozen kids that ruined her figure or does she have a thing for chilly cheese dogs? Either way it’s not working out for her. Her fountain of youth seems to be filled with melted butter.

Kelly Rowland in a Sexy Little Swimsuit

2010-06-01T03:05:00.000-07:00

I always seem to have trouble remembering who Kelly Rowland is, I think she had something to do with Beyonce, maybe a back up dancer or something. Anyhow, here she is hanging out in the ocean in a sexy little swimsuit that will definitely help me remember who she is in a couple of years when she finally makes it back on the site. I’m just kidding, if she keeps showing off cleavage like this she’s welcome anytime.

Nicole Bahls Shows Off Her Amazing Sexy Bikini Body

2010-05-31T17:41:00.000-07:00

After the Sheryl Crow bikini pictures I had up earlier, I needed to cleanse my palette so to speak and get a better image in my mind, so here’s Nicole Bahls Shows Off Her Amazing Sexy Bikini Body. This is what a yellow bikini is supposed to look like. This chick’s definitely no supermodel, but the fact that she always seems to wear thong bikinis that show off her sweet ass and giant floatation devices more than makes up for it. Enjoy.

Sheryl Crow in Her Little Yellow Bikini

2010-05-31T17:31:00.000-07:00

While the thought of Sheryl Crow walking around on the beach in her little yellow bikini may have been hot about fifteen years ago, the reality of the situation today isn’t all that pretty. Sure she’s in pretty good shape for a woman of her age, but I feel like this could easily be a billboard for an osteoporosis drug or something to help stop older birds from peeing a little when they laugh.

Jaimie Hilfiger Wearing A Sexy Hot Two Piece

2010-05-30T22:18:00.000-07:00

Jaimie Hilfiger, Hollywood socialite and niece of American fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger, enjoys Memorial Day weekend at Venice Beach with friends. Jaimie is seen wearing a two piece checkered bathing suit, frolicking in the waves and tossing around a football with friends.

Jessica Canizales Bikini Car Show

2010-05-27T23:30:00.000-07:00

Hello my name is Jessica Canizales I was born in Brazil on july 30,1979. At the age of 1 I moved to Panama, for family purpose, when i was nine years old my father moved my family and I back to Brazil during this time I spend my weekdays at a catholic school and weekends living on the beach because i love the water!! After living in Brazil for 9 years my family and seeked a new oppurtunity and moved to America.

I first arrived in america when i was 18 years old out of all the places in america we settled in Idaho my father has all his family there, wich happend to be mourmons, Even thought this was a totally different way of life I was still very happy because all i need in my life is my family and hot guys lol!! After spending a year in Idaho we moved again to miami.

In miami i was going to school to become a interior designer and i was working part time at Hooters this is how i started my modeling career by being in the calendar for 3 years right after that I was walking down the street in south beach and a playboy talent scout saw me and stopped me and asked me if i would audition for playboy, I have never being shy, but always classy so i took a chance and now im a playmate and done over 9 playboy special editions, and worked as ahost for playboy tv.

Imogen Thomas Sexy Bikini Pictures

2010-05-27T23:28:00.000-07:00

Imogen Mary Thomas (born 27 November 1982) is a bar hostess and former beauty queen from Llanelli, South Wales, although she was residing in London before her entry into the house. She has a degree in Psychology and Health Studies from the University of Worcester and was crowned Miss Wales in 2003, beating future Big Brother 9 winner Rachel Rice, who came third.

Paulina Rubio in a Sweet Little Bikini

2010-05-27T23:22:00.000-07:00

I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.

Kirsten Dunst in Sexy Bikini on Vacation

2010-05-27T23:19:00.000-07:00

Here’s Kirsten Dunst on vacation hanging out in her bikini the other day. I guess she looks alright for a sickly looking bird. Obviously the girl doesn’t spend a whole lot of time in her bikini, she’s as white as a ghost, I think I can see her heart beating. My ass has more color than she does and that poor thing hasn’t seen the sun in decades. I spent a lot of time naked as a toddler, mother said it was just easier than constantly changing diapers. The neighbors hated it.

Jen Thomas in Sexy Little Bikini

2010-05-21T18:39:00.000-07:00

I was born in the mid 80’s in the good old City of Steel. Virgo at heart and I always stand true to my friends. Hard to believe… but I was shy, and a bit of a nerd, in high school.
When it comes to ANY area of my life, I really don’t like to settle for less than I can get, because I never want to wonder what it would have been like if I had tried my best. I’d rather die of thirst, than drink from the cup of mediocrity.

I always say that life is a gift, so I’m going to live it the best way that I can to honor that. Anything less is below the standards that I have set for myself, and that is just unacceptable to me. But most of all, I enjoy taking risks and learning from what comes. Leaps and collisions.

Where I grew up
PITTSBURGH PA

Places I've lived
NEW YORK, NEW YORK; LAS VEGAS NV

Companies I've worked for
ZEALY STEWART; HANSENS BEVERAGE; MUSCLE MILK; BIKINI FLAVORS; UJENA; MALIBU STRINGS; EMPIRE LINGERIE

Other names
Jrock, Renny, Roo, Kangy, JT, Jenn T.

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

2010-05-21T18:00:00.000-07:00

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev in Sexy Bikini at The Beach

2010-05-21T17:51:00.000-07:00

I thought that Nina Dobrev was supposed to be one of Hollywood’s new hotties, so why the hell is she wearing her grandma’s bikini at the beach the other day? Luckily for her, and us, she’s got a pretty good looking ass that makes up for it , but come on. I bet there are a lot of chicks out there that would wear some tiny bathing suits if they had and ass like that. You’re hurting everyones feelings.

JWoWW Frolicking in The Ocean in Miami

2010-05-21T17:44:00.000-07:00

As much as I hate myself for it, I think I would like to bang the Jersey Shore’s JWoWW aka Jenni Farley. Does that make me a terrible person? I thought so. Believe me I’m not happy about it, her face is absolutely rotten, but every time I see pictures of her those boobs just keep calling out to me. “Sqeeze me with your face” they say, I can’t ignore them forever. Anyhow, here she is with that troll of a friend frolicking in the ocean in Miami the other day. Enjoy.

Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini

2010-05-21T17:39:00.000-07:00

I’m really sorry about this folks, but Kate Gosselin is in the news all the time and she was on that dancing show and I thought that maybe if I put up pictures of her in a bikini I might get a little more traffic today. Sadly that means that all of us now have a picture burnt into our minds of Kate Gosselin in a frikin’ bikini. Believe me, I’m not happy about it either, but that’s life. Anyhow, I’m sure someone out there actually like Kate and this is making her day. Enjoy, or at least try.

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Red Bikini Pictures

2010-05-19T05:09:00.000-07:00

It’s that time of year again, when all sorts of rich people and they’re fancy overpriced yachts descend on the French Riviera to hobnob with as many celebrities as they can at the Cannes Film Festival. And you know that wherever you find rich old dudes and fancy yachts, you’re almost guaranteed to find model Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in a bikini on top of one of those old rich dudes yachts. This is what she does, she’s being training all year for this moment so when she gets her chance you’re damn sure she’s going to take it. Lindsay Lohan could learn a lot from this woman.

Arianny Celeste in Her Little Yellow Bikini

2010-05-19T04:18:00.000-07:00

I’m not up to date with all the latest UFC ring girl happenings so I have no idea who this Arianny Celeste chick is, but she was nice enough to dress up in her little yellow bikini for us so why not give her a little exposure. Here she is at some Maxim magazine event the other day showing off her nicely tanned pectorals. Impressive, she must be able to do, I don’t know, five pushups with those things. Hot.

Taryn Manning Playing Around on The Beach in Bikini

2010-05-19T04:15:00.000-07:00

For those of you who have no idea who the hell this Taryn Manning chick is, you’re not alone. Not a clue, but she’s playing around on the beach in her bikini so she’s allowed on the site. I was just reading her wikipedia page and apparently she’s an actress/singer who’s going to be in the new Hawaii Five-O remake. Fascinating. She also had some laser treatment to have some unfortunate tattoos removed, including one on her forearm that read ‘I Love Boys’….. She’s clearly not a member of Mensa, but she looks good in a bikini so who really gives a crap.

Jenna Bentley in Her Little Bikini

2010-05-19T04:04:00.000-07:00

This isn’t the first time I’ve posted Jenna Bentley bikini pictures and I still don’t really know who she is, but she’s got a couple of absolutely huge qualities that I really enjoy. Here she is doing a little paddle boarding barely managing to keep her delicious funbags contained in her little bikini. Her face isn’t exactly supermodel material, but she’ll do in a pinch. How much money do you think the fat old man sucking on her face makes in a year? I’m guessing it’s substantial enough for her to let him slip her the soft from time to time. I should invest my money more wisely.

Jordan Carver in Little Sexy Bikini

2010-05-19T03:44:00.000-07:00

We don't know where Jordan Carver is from, but we do know she has more than satisfactory real boobs. This is because she has literally just launched her career. She has done some pin-up shoots with PinupGlam/Files and her official website is scheduled for launch in early 2010. One thing we do know is that her huge hooters and slender figure are bound to make her an instant hit worldwide.

Her official site has now been launched, and more pictures, movies and galleries are becoming available of this goddess. She is of Italian heritage and was raised in Germany, and enjoys Scuba-Diving, Travel, Cooking and Shopping.

Jordan Carver's popularity seems to be growing exponentially, and her official site is adding more content much to the pleasure of her many new users (about 5 of which have come from this site haha, so if anyone is reading this could we please get a fansign ^-^)

Secret Eva Herzigova Bikini Pictures

2010-05-19T03:32:00.000-07:00

I didn’t think that pictures of Eva Herzigova in her bikini would be all that exciting so I thought I would mix it up a little with these secret pictures taken of her out on the balcony. Naughty right? Not exactly, she’s posing for some jackass photographer for some ad campaign so nothing good is going to happen. If she was out there with a few of her supermodel friends taking pictures of each other to post on Twitter, things might get a little more interesting. Maybe tomorrow.

Blake Lively’s Incredible Bikini Hotness

2010-05-19T02:02:00.000-07:00

I’m so happy this day has come, it’s like Chanukah in May, finally someone has decided to exploit Blake Lively’s incredible hotness for their own personal gain. Here’s the Gossip Girls hottie in the pages of Vogue magazine wearing various sexy little outfits ranging from bikinis to rubber short shorts. Yes, rubber short shorts! Can you believe it? After spending the last thirteen minutes looking at these pictures I wish my shorts were rubber. Gross.

Miranda Kerr In GQ Magazine

2010-05-19T01:57:00.000-07:00

I can’t really think of a better way to finish off my rough day of celebrity blogging than with some pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr exposing her sweet little ass. Here she is in some photoshoot where the clever photographer managed to convince the beauty to pose, at least once, in nothing but some sexy stockings. Well done sir. I especially love the sexy tan lines. Hot.

Shauna Sand’s Sexy Bikini Holiday

2010-05-14T22:35:00.000-07:00

I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.

Jana Defi in Little Purple Bikini

2010-05-14T22:33:00.000-07:00

Jana Defi (born January 10, 1984) is a Czech adult model turned glamour model and television personality.

Born in Prague, Czechoslovakia (now Czech Republic) to an Italian father and a Czech mother, Jana Defi was first published on the Web by the Polish erotic website Busty.pl in May 2005.

She has modelled under different names, including "Maria Swan" and "Princessa" (sometimes spelled Princzessa). Defi is also a glamour, lingerie, topless and swimsuit model. She is represented by the German agency, Markuslensch.

Defi has achieved mainstream popularity in the United Kingdom, appearing with top UK glamour model Michelle Marsh on the front cover of the lads' mag Loaded in January 2007. She appeared on the cover again in the March 2007 issue and featured in the magazine's free 3D DVD, photographed with Lucy Pinder. She was featured as the magazine's top centerfold model in the May and June 2007 issue.

In 2006, she appeared as a guest on the German talk show Die Oliver Geissen Show. Her official website, Janaglam.com launched in January 2008.

Bar Refaeli Looks Sexy With Black Minim Bikini

2010-05-13T12:34:00.000-07:00

Bar Refaeli Looks Sexy With Black Minim Bikini

Victoria Silvstedt Playing On The Beach Wearing Sexy White Bikini

2010-05-13T12:29:00.000-07:00

Victoria Silvstedt Playing On The Beach Wearing Sexy White Bikini

Brooklyn Decker in Little Yellow Bikini

2010-05-12T17:25:00.000-07:00

I don’t know a whole lot about Brooklyn Decker other than that she’s married to or dating some tennis playing douche and that she still owes me for getting her on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Bikini Issue, but I know that I like the way she looks in a bikini so here she is. Her tits look absolutely spectacular in that little yellow bikini, I want to hang them from my rearview mirror so I can play with them while I drive.

Joanna Krupa in Various Little Bikinis

2010-05-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole.

Jenna Jameson in Her Sexy Bikini With Her Twins

2010-05-11T18:41:00.000-07:00

Here’s pornstar and amateur bathtub wrestler Jenna Jameson enjoying some quality time on the beach in her bikini with her twins (not a euphemism for boobs) and her wife beating husband. I thought these two separated after the tub incident? It just goes to show you that I really have no idea what’s going on in pornstars heads. I used to imagined they’re thinking ‘This really frikin’ hurts, but I need to keep smiling if I want that Bentley‘… Now I have no clue.

Joanna Krupa Sexy Bikini Lingerie Pictures

2010-05-11T18:28:00.000-07:00

Well, I don’t think any of you guys really need me to tell you how hot Joanna Krupa is, especially when she’s modeling assorted bikinis, but I’m going to do it anyway. She’s hotter than a whore’s crotch. If anyone is wondering what I want for Xmas, Joanna Krupa oiled up in a bikini is at the top of my list. I also want one of those Asian sex dolls, but that’s more of a Hanukkah present.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton in Her Bikini And Heels on The Red Carpet

2010-05-08T01:54:00.000-07:00

Here’s Miss USA Kristen Dalton hanging out on the red carpet in her bikini and heels. A few weeks ago I said that this look was a good idea and that more hot chicks should be doing it, so it’s nice to see that someone out there is listening. I also think that more hotties should send me hot pictures of themselves on Twitter so… I’m waiting.

JWoWW in Sexy Bikini on The Beach

2010-05-04T18:03:00.000-07:00

Alright so I posted pictures earlier of that chick from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley aka JWoWW walking around trying to contain her fat boobs, so I thought I would follow things up with some shots of her hanging out on the beach in her bikini. Why? Certainly not because she’s a big celebrity now, but simply because I like big titted chicks in bikinis who will never amount to anything. I know that’s wrong. Enjoy.

Brooke Hogan’s Sexy Bikini Vacation

2010-05-04T17:53:00.000-07:00

I’m finding myself regretting saying earlier in the week that I found Brooke Hogan to be looking pretty good, I think I was just distracted by her big sunglasses, blonde hair and big fat titties to realize what I was saying. I sincerely apologize. That being said, if you can somehow find it in your heart to completely ignore her manly face, these pictures of her in her bikini aren’t all that bad. I’ve woken up to much worse on my all inclusive vacations to Guadeloupe, and that guy had much more feminine features.

Kelly Bensimon Hanging Out in Her Bikini on The Beach

2010-05-04T17:43:00.000-07:00

Ugh, I can’t believe I’m posting more pictures of this old lady with weird rubber skin. Here’s that old chick from that show that nobody watches, Kelly Bensimon hanging out in her bikini on the beach the other day. Seriously, does anyone give a crap about this chick? I’m all for posting pictures of hot women in their bikinis, but this bird is past it’s prime. Her skin looks like Silly Putty for f@#k’s sake, I’m half expecting to see some Archie comics imprinted on her ass.

Jenna Bentley Playing in Some Rough Waves Into a Little Swimsuit

2010-04-29T04:14:00.000-07:00

I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.

Paris Hilton Walking The Red Carpet in Her Pink Little Bikini

2010-04-27T02:56:00.000-07:00

Not to be outdone by The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari’s bikini clad pool party, Paris Hilton decided to walk the red carpet in her pink little number. I told you this was a good trend to get behind. Obviously she’s going to some party that involves a swimming pool, but I still stand behind my statement that women should be allowed to wear bikinis to pretty much any event. Including among others, weddings, bar mitzvahs, PTA meetings, presidential dinners, baptisms, funerals, little league games, groundbreaking ceremonies, traffic court and house warming parties. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini Clad Pool Party

2010-04-27T02:49:00.000-07:00

Over the last few months Kristin Cavallari has very quickly become Twitter girlfriend material, she really knows how to push all the right buttons when it comes to pitching pant tents. She was in Vegas over the weekend “hosting” some party I wasn’t invited to, damn restraining order. It doesn’t really matter what the party is for, but I’m impressed with the pants optional theme. Well done. There should be more parties that involve hot chicks wearing bikinis and heels on the red carpet. Just a thought.

Trista Sutter Spend a Day at the Pool

2010-04-25T08:09:00.000-07:00

As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air, but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani in Her Little Black Bathing Suit

2010-04-25T08:07:00.000-07:00

I’ve been known to occasionally put up pictures of obscure European celebrities hanging out in their tiny European bikinis, this is one of those moments. Here’s Italian(?) hottie/actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani giving herself a suntan rub down in her little black bathing suit on the beach. So hot, I especially like her cheesy stripper butterfly tattoo, it reminds me of my mom. I have no clue who this chick is, but I like what I’m seeing. Her name is a bit of a mouthful, but so is her…. You know the rest.

Sheridan Smith Seen Relaxing Poolside In Miami

2010-04-25T08:05:00.001-07:00

I’m not quite sure who Sheridan Smith is, but I’m guessing by the looks of her boobs, she’s British. Unfortunately, that’s about all she has going for her, that’s not to say l wouldn’t let her take a ride on my life preserver.

Jenni Farley’s Sexy Bikini Holiday

2010-04-22T18:48:00.000-07:00

If this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chicks faces wasn’t so busted up she might actually be pretty decent looking. She’s got potential when it comes to the chesticles, that’s the only reason to have her on the site, but that face. It looks like a hot bag of assholes and not in a good way. Anyhow, the best thing to do is completely ignore the fact that she’s even got a face and focus your attention on those big boobies and everything will be ok.

Kate Bosworth Looks Pretty Damn Good in a Purple Bikini

2010-04-22T18:42:00.000-07:00

Kate Bosworth isn’t exactly the most well known or popular actress around, but she looks pretty damn good in a bikini so I have to put her up on the site for you perverts. Honestly, I don’t think I can name one movie she’s been in and I don’t care because that ass is all the credentials I need. I bet that thing could get her backstage at a Bon Jovi concert without any hassles what so ever. Impressive.

Jordan Carver Hot Pink Bikini Pictures

2010-04-20T23:15:00.000-07:00

Jordan Carver is trully special when it comes to “It”, and you know what we mean. A 34G, those funbags will really get you hook and leave you breathless, i mean literally. I wont dig much further on her personal info because what’s important is that she has a charming looks, gorgeous body and an approachable personality. She’s launching her personal web site on February, so for the meantime here’s some pictures for you to enjoy.

Kim Kardashian in Sexy Bikini Sunning Itself on The Yacht

2010-04-20T04:13:00.000-07:00

This is what I like to see, Kim Kardashian’s big fat ass stuffed nicely into a bikini, sunning itself on the deck of an expensive yacht. This sh#t could be in a rap video. Actually, I think it’s been in several rap videos and more than a few Will Smith/Martin Lawrence movies. In any case, I happen to love Kim’s big ass and would like to see some pictures of her riding a giant inflatable banana while being dragged behind the afore mentioned yacht at high speeds. Is that too much to ask? I didn’t think so. Enjoy.

Jessica Hart Showing off Her Cute Little Behind on The Beach

2010-04-20T03:58:00.000-07:00

I’m not sure if any of you are into Australian Victoria’s Secret models like I am, but chances are if you’re on this site for more that thirty seconds, you are. Here’s Aussie hotness Jessica Hart strutting her stuff on the beach the other day showing off her cute little behind. Would I ever like to go down under on this beauty. I’m aware that that is a tremendously cheesy joke, but it happens to be 100% true so I’m keeping it. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord in Her Little Yellow Bikini on The Beach Over The Weekend

2010-04-19T18:27:00.000-07:00

After last weeks pictures of AnnaLynne McCord walking around like a nasty looking transsexual, it’s nice to see that she’s cleaned up her act. Here she is hanging out on the beach in her little yellow bikini over the weekend. I think she’s there for a photoshoot or for her sisters photoshoot or something along those lines. Wait, that can’t be right, her sister is absolutely rotten looking. Why would anyone want to take her picture? I don’t even like thinking about that chick. Anyhow, AnnaLynne’s tight body is looking good so who gives a crap about the ugly sister.

Sophie Turner Working on Her Tan in a Sexy Bikini

2010-04-19T04:39:00.000-07:00

Here’s model/nobody Sophie Turner working on getting some media exposure by working on her tan in a bikini. Job well done. Now if she could slowly remove her top and lick her lips, we’d be in business. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade Bikini Carwash Making Some Mens Dreams Come True

2010-04-16T02:25:00.000-07:00

I’ve been to a few charity car washes before in the hopes that a bunch of sleazy big breasted models might jump on my hood and scrub my windshield with their breasts. Unfortunately, that hasn’t happened… Yet. Anyway, here is Big Brother contestant Sophie Reade making some mens dreams come true. I wonder if they allow touching or self-pleasure?

Heidi Montag Putting Those Big Fake Boobs to Work in a Bikini

2010-04-16T02:17:00.000-07:00

Here’s Heidi Montag hosting some event and finally she’s putting those big fake boobs to work in a bikini. I knew it was bound to happen, I just wish we didn’t have to wait this long. Anyway, I’ll never say anything bad about Heidi or her douche husband again. Those funbags get Heidi a lifetime Hollywood Tuna clemency. Enjoy.

Jack Nicholson’s Daughter Lorraine Nicholson in Her Sexy Bikini

2010-04-16T01:56:00.000-07:00

I can honestly say that the only reason I’m posting these pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson in her bikini is because she’s Jack Nicholson’s daughter. She’s got a good body, but she’s not hot at all. I’d say her little fake one armed friend AnnaSophia Robb was much hotter, but I get the feeling she’s pretty young so that sh%t never happened. Anyhow, if you like celebrities kids in bikinis these are for you. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker In a Bikini at The Beach

2010-04-16T01:30:00.000-07:00

I have nothing left to say about Michelle Hunziker. This is the fourth time in a week that she has been caught at the beach in a bikini. I’m not complaining though, she’s one smart MILF. She’s one of the few who have figured out how to get on Hollywood on a regular basis. Good work.

Audrina Patridge in a Little Sexy Swimsuit

2010-04-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

This is the best Easter Monday ever! You know summer is just around the corner when you get Audrina Patridge in a bikini. It took a whole year to get her in a little swimsuit, but she finally came around. All my hard work seems to be paying off. I’m in love!

Michelle Hunziker In Red Sexy Bikini

2010-04-15T23:55:00.000-07:00

OK, we get it! You’re hot! More please!

Marla Maples In Sexy Bikini Playing in The Ocean Alone

2010-04-15T23:36:00.000-07:00

It might seem weird to have pictures of some old bird who used to be married to Donald Trump in her bikini on this site, but I wanted to mix it up a little. I need to keep you perverts on your toes. Here’s Marla Maples casually hanging out on the beach by herself, walking alone, playing in the ocean alone and for some reason holding a surfboard alone. These aren’t staged at all. Actually, I don’t really give a crap wether they’re staged or not, she’s a pretty hot cougar on the prowl in a bikini and that’s all that really matters. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker in a Sexy Bikini

2010-04-15T23:20:00.000-07:00

Once again we have Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. I figure her ass is worth a second post and hopefully a third and fourth… I believe Michelle is also a mom, so that would put her in the “MILF category”. Alessandra Ambrosio, Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Beckinsale have some serious new competition.

Lauren Pope in Sexy Bikini With Her Little Blonde Friend

2010-04-15T23:11:00.000-07:00

Here are a bunch of pictures of possibly the worlds hottest DJ Lauren Pope hanging out on the beach in her bikini with her little blonde friend. Lauren and I are Twitter friends, if that’s even possible, and she was supposed to give me some exclusive bikini pictures so I’m a little disappointed that she forgot about me. I’m sure she can find a way to make it up to me… Bring your friend. I didn’t mean that sexually, I meant she can DJ my nieces sweet sixteen party or something. Get your head out of the gutter.

Michelle Hunziker at the beach in Miami showing off her perfect body in a little bikini

2010-04-15T18:56:00.000-07:00

Here’s Swiss beauty Michelle Hunziker at the beach in Miami showing off her perfect body in a little bikini. All I can say is job well done. This is how a supermodel should spend their days off.

Sexy Red Bikini And Pretty Blonde Model

2010-04-11T20:35:00.000-07:00

Sexy Red Bikini And Pretty Blonde Model

Swimsuit In San Diego Looks So Sexy

2010-04-11T20:34:00.000-07:00

Swimsuit In San Diego Looks So Sexy

Pink Bikini And Asian Sexy Model

2010-04-11T20:28:00.000-07:00

Sexy bikini swimsuit new design useful for sporty young girl

Marina Rodina Hot Pink Bikini Pictures

2010-03-29T04:22:00.000-07:00

Sarah Hyland in her sweet tiger print swimsuit looking hot while playing in the surf

2010-03-26T19:47:00.000-07:00

Earlier today I had pictures of Julie Bowen, the mom from the show Modern Family, in her bathing suit so it would only be fair to have a few shots of her TV daughter doing the same thing. Here’s Sarah Hyland in her sweet tiger print swimsuit looking hot while playing in the surf. I know her character is like fourteen years old, but before everyone starts thinking I’m some sort of prevert, yes prevert is worse than a pervert, I looked it up and she’s nineteen so just drop it. That being said… Call me.

Lili Bordan in her little bikini playing in the surf

2010-03-26T19:43:00.000-07:00

I really don’t know who this Lili Bordan chick is, I could look her up, but I’ve been drinking all afternoon at the st-patty’s day parade and at this point I really don’t give a crap. That being said, I really love a woman in her little bikini playing in the surf, no matter who she is. I know that doesn’t tell you much about this chick, but I’m sure none of you perverts really give a crap anyhow. Enjoy.

Lara Bingle in a nice bikini top and denim shorts combination playing with her dog

2010-03-26T19:37:00.000-07:00

I’ve done a few posts on this Lara Bingle chick in the past, mostly because in almost all the pictures I’ve ever seen of her she’s wearing a bikini. These are no exception. Here she is in a nice bikini top and denim shorts combination playing with her dog. Lucky bastard. I’m a little worried that if she keeps man handling that dog we’re going to see the pink lipstick. Get it? Cause dog boners look like pink lipstick. I can’t be the only one who thinks this shit is funny.

Kelly Landry Hot Bikini Pictures

2010-03-26T19:26:00.000-07:00

Some might say that this is too much, I would disagree, I don’t know who this Kelly Landry chick is but I can tell just by looking at her that she’s a very smart woman. Those things have an IQ I would like to sink my teeth into. Here she is on the beach in her bikini doing, well nothing, hanging out in her bikini seems like a full days work if you ask me. I’m sure there are more than a couple of things you’ll find enjoyable about these pictures.

Hotties Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog

2010-03-25T19:47:00.000-07:00

VS model bikini treat – even better, it’s a 3 in 1 pack!

Hotties Miranda Kerr (26), Candice Swanepoel (21) and Alessandra Ambrosio (28) celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog… and of course, they celebrated the event in their bikinis (plus daisy dukes).

Who’s your favorite from this thin bunch?

Many more after the jump!

(Kinda) bikini treat: singer Ke$ha in a black swimsuit!

2010-03-25T19:29:00.000-07:00

(Kinda) bikini treat: singer Ke$ha in a black swimsuit!

The 23 year-old singer was spotted while having fun on Australia’s Bondi beach a few days ago… and I barely recognized her, considering that she’s lacking her typical styling:

How do you like her bikini figure? Decide after the jump!

Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s Cover

2010-03-25T19:18:00.000-07:00

Comedian Chelsea Handler Does the Bikini Pose on Shape’s (orange, much?) Cover… and she confesses that her diet used to consist of vodka and Doritos. From Monsters and Critics:

The stand-up comedian and TV personality shows off her slimline body on the cover of the US fitness magazine, wearing a tiny red bikini and a big smile. The Chelsea Lately host revealed that she hired a nutritionist once she decided to get serious about being healthy, after years of yo-yo dieting.

‘I was born with a French-fry in my mouth,” she said and admitted that she grew up munching on Doritos in between meals. Now the late-night chat-show host has swapped junk food for healthier options and is feeling better for it. But despite all her efforts to shape up, Handler revealed that her family thought she had actually packed on the pounds when they tuned into her chat show.

She said: ‘I went home to visit my family after my show first started and my sister said to me, ‘Oh, you look good. We were going to say something about your weight because you look so big on TV’.

‘And then I looked at their TV and I realised they had it on wide-screen. I’m like, ‘Of course I look big. Take it off wide-screen you losers!”

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney spend their weekend on a luxurious yacht in Miami

2010-03-25T19:14:00.000-07:00

Monday bikini treat!

Kim Kardashian (29) and her sister Kourtney (30) spend their weekend on a luxurious yacht in Miami – here is Kim, sipping cocktails and snacking while wearing nothing else but lots of curves in a nude bikini.

See 4 more after the jump!

Marisa Miller Brings the Quote of the Day

2010-03-25T18:59:00.000-07:00

“Because I did start [modeling] later I had a better idea of who I was and what I wanted. But at the same time, I do think it has almost everything to do with the fact that when my parents raised me and my sisters we were in the country, riding horses and getting muddy. There was just no importance placed on how we looked.”

“I was a tomboy. When I started to get attention for [my appearance], it was really uncomfortable because it wasn’t something that I even knew what to do with. When I started modeling it was kind of cool because it was my job, so I was able to embrace it in a different way. Even now, I put my work hat on and I can do anything, but in my off time, I’m not the girl that wants to be the center of attention.”

… says Marisa.

Candice Swanepoel Is Back in Lingerie and in Bikinis

2010-03-16T19:18:00.000-07:00

Candice Swanepoel is back in lingerie… and bikinis, so YAY!

As always, this Victoria’s Secret hottie looks super good.

Soooo much more after the jump!

And while you’re admiring Candice and window-shopping at the same time, which one is your favorite “minimalist” look?

Paris Hilton (Almost) in a White Sexy Bikini

2010-03-16T19:15:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton was spotted having fun on a boat in Rio de Janeiro yesterday afternoon… while wearing a bikini top and white shorts.

Paris certainly has a pair of magical boobs – or, better said, a magical bra (remember what she promised?). Here she is 2 days ago:

See some more after the jump!

AnnaLynne McCord in a Sexy Bikini on Shape’s Cover

2010-03-16T19:11:00.000-07:00

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord (22) is on the cover of “Shape’s Sexiest Bodies of Hollywood” issue… and she’s looking great! Here are some passages from the interview:

Shape allowed me to express that I’m happy with who I am, and I’d like, namely young girls, to know that being aware of your body type and what you’re eating is very important.

On her love for Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas: “My mom told me she used to eat one every single day when she was pregnant with me. [laughs] I’m like, ‘Mom, you’re the reason I’m totally addicted to Taco Bell!”

On finding ways to work out outside of the gym:

“When I first moved to L.A., I didn’t have a lot of money to join a gym or take classes, so I improvised. My sister and I went to the library and looked over their DVD collection and discovered Neena and Veena, these Egyptian twins who have a whole series of belly dancing routines. We did them all. When you’re shaking your booty, you can’t help but feel beautiful and sexy.”

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