Hi Bikini: 2008

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Anna Kournikova Bikini Top Pictures

I’m not one to complain but there’s two things wrong with these bikini pics of Anna Kournikova. For starters, she’s not showing her bikini bottoms and then we have Enrique Iglesias groping her. The next time I see Anna Kournikova, she better be showing off her fine ass. I don’t like to be teased because when I get teased, I get into a very bad mood.

All Saints Natalie Appleton Topless

You might remember Natalie Appleton from the girl group All Saints. They were a one hit wonder back in 1997. They came out right after the Spice Girls and were always stuck in their shadow. If you’re too young to remember, then you now know Natalie Appleton as the topless girl on the beach with fake breasts and poorly placed nipples.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Celine Dion In A Bikini

First Celine Dion traumatizes us with her music, and now she traumatizes us with her itsy bitsy bikini.

Caprice Bikini Candids

American model and reality TV star CAPRICE BOURRET was arrested in London on Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. The Californian beauty, 33, was stopped by police officers in the early hours of Saturday morning in Holborn, central London, and arrested. (ContactMusic)

I used to think that Caprice was the hottest plastic supermodel. Not anymore. I think anyone who goes behind the wheel and drives drunk should be humiliated by being stripped naked on national TV.

Courteney Cox In A Bikini

You got to give it to Courteney Cox. She’s 41 and her body ain’t that bad. Obviously, it’s far from perfect but after having a kid, I’ll cut her some slack. I was debating whether or not to post these pics because she’s really not much of a celebrity anymore. It still amazes me the success she had with “Friends”. That was the most overrated show in television history. Personally, I think it was the second worst show of all time after “The Desperate Housewives” because the jokes were terrible, the writing was amateurish and the actors were boring. I’m just glad it’s over with.