Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Here are Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures of her in Maui. I have to admit, I thought her being so skinny she wouldn’t be able to fill out a bikini, but I was wrong. Girl looks pretty damn good even if she is all skin and bones. I’d like to chew on whatever meat is left on her. Starting with the breasts.

Felicia Tang Super Micro Bikini Pictures

Felicia Tang (born October 22, 1977, Singapore) is an American model best known for her work with Playboy TV, calendars, and import car shows. She was born and raised in Singapore, and later[clarification needed] moved to Perth, Australia, where she attended Catholic school for two years. She later[clarification needed] moved with her family to Los Angeles, California. She started modeling whilst in college. She has done work in Mac and Bumble (M&B), Playboy TV and Peach DVD. She has also had minor roles in Rush Hour 2, Cradle 2 the Grave and The Fast and the Furious.

Felica announced recently on her website that she has retired from modeling. (Oct. 2008)

Crystal Klein Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

Crystal Klein (born 1981 in Austria[1]) is a pornographic actress and model. Klein is one of the few women to have been both a Playboy Playmate (Croatian Playboy, October 2004) and a Penthouse Pet of the Month (March 2005).

Klein studied psychology at the University of Vienna for two years but burned out. She moved to Maui, Hawaii to surf and work as a swimsuit model.[1]

She has appeared in the video Sheer Hosed Showoffs, played the piano while nude on The Howard Stern Show[2] and has her own website.

Steve C. "Interview with adult model Crystal Klein". Foundry Music. Retrieved on 2007-04-26.
"Stern Show". marksfriggin.com. 2005-02-28. Retrieved on 2007-04-26.

I’d Like To Go Down Under On Miss Universe Australia

I don’t really follow beauty pageants because they’re normally pretty dull, who wants to hear what some hot chick in an evening gown thinks about the situation in the middle east? But I may have to change my tune a little after seeing these pictures of Miss Australia 2009 Rachael Finch in her bikini. I think I’m in love, I want her t blow my didgeridoo.

Lisa Rinna Red Bikini Pictures

I haven’t opened an issue of Playboy magazine in probably twenty years but I’m pretty sure Lisa Rinna was to old for one of their spreads then and she’s definitely too old for one now. Here she is showing off her softening old lady body on the beach the other day. I guess she looks alright for her age, I’ve seen worse bikini pictures, but I still don’t think this Playboy thing is a good idea. I can’t wait to see a close up of that sweet gunt of hers. Sick!

Chantelle Houghton’s Breasts Are Popping Out Of Her Bikini

Here’s another British nobody, Chantelle Houghton in Nuts Magazine. She kind of reminds me of a busted up Paris Hilton with bigger tits. I’ll take it! Those funbags look scrumptious.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton In A Bikini

In case any of you give a damn, the Miss USA pageant was held last night at the Planet Hollywood Resort Casino and some chick named Kristen Dalton was crowned the winner. I’m all for chicks parading around in bikini’s and high heels but I prefer them to either be serving me drinks or waiting for their turn on the main stage. I’m not up to date on my beauty pageants but it seems to me that Miss USA is basically Miss America’s slutty little sister…. I like her already.

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

In case one Brooke Hogan post today wasn’t enough, here she is on the set of her new music video prancing around in a bikini with what I’m told is her boyfriend, some douche with a weird shaped head named Stack$. That’s not a typo, from now on I want to be know as Hollywood2na because I’m retarded. Anyhow, if the folks in post production can somehow manage to crop out as much of Brooke’s head as possible and keep the audio to a minimum the video might actually be tolerable.