Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button Is Missing!

Karolina Kurkova seems to have escaped the Victoria’s Secret lab without her belly button. I always knew these Victoria’s Secret models weren’t human, but instead were some genetic freaks made by some big corporation to give teenage girls and my girlfriend a complex. So ladies, isn’t comforting to know that these supermodel robots also have their own creepy flaws?! Wrong! What good is a belly button anyway? Where do you plug her in?