Audrina Patridge in a Little Sexy Swimsuit

This is the best Easter Monday ever! You know summer is just around the corner when you get Audrina Patridge in a bikini. It took a whole year to get her in a little swimsuit, but she finally came around. All my hard work seems to be paying off. I’m in love!

Audrina Patridge, With and Without Clothes

Pictured above: Audrina Patridge at the OK! magazine pre-Oscar party on Friday.

Pictured below: The same Audrina, now with less clothes, posing sexily for FHM and looking fit and toned while doing so.

See more of Audrina in minimal outfits after the jump!

Audrina Patridge Bikini Photoshoot

Here are a few wonderful pictures of Audrina Patridge in Bikini. These images are wonderful and show off her beauty in the right light. I am sure the photographer must have enjoyed clicking these images a a lot.

Audrina Patridge Sexy Mini Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and happen to find jobless skinny chicks with no upper lip, a lazy eye and fake boobs pretty f@#king hot, then these shots of Audrina Patridge’s big tits falling out of her bikini top in Hawaii should be right up your alley. If I had a job where all I did was lounge around on the beach drinking beers and working on my tan, I’d be a homeless man in southern California. Sexist double standard.

Audrina Patridge in Sexy Bikini, WOW!

Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985) is an American reality television personality, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills.

Audrina Patridge Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Audrina Patridge with her sister in Las Vegas. I’ve lost complete interest in Audrina. Sure she looks OK in a swimsuit, but the more I see her, the more I realize that she has no upper lip, no hips and a bad tit job (which would give Posh’s funbags a run for their money). Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers but trust me, her sister I would. I dig tats on chicks, it’s one of my biggest turn-ons, but not when they’re on a fame-seeking poser who’s riding her sister’s lame coattails. So that said, enjoy these useless soon-to-be-forgotten nobodies.