Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button Is Missing!

Karolina Kurkova seems to have escaped the Victoria’s Secret lab without her belly button. I always knew these Victoria’s Secret models weren’t human, but instead were some genetic freaks made by some big corporation to give teenage girls and my girlfriend a complex. So ladies, isn’t comforting to know that these supermodel robots also have their own creepy flaws?! Wrong! What good is a belly button anyway? Where do you plug her in?

Victoria's Secret Models in Bikinis

Here are Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari posing together on the beach in their bikinis. This might be considered the most useless bikini post ever, because never before have three useless girls come together in a staged photo op. Anyway, at least Kristin Cavallari looks great, but the Kardashian girls might as well not go to the beach at all if they’re going to hide their fat asses like that. Be proud sistas!