Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I have to tell you just how hot supermodel Candice Swanepoel is, so just take a moment or two to peruse through a few of these pictures of her in various little bikinis. Are you done yet? I didn’t think so, I’ll wait. Nice right? The girl is just incredibly hot, I’m pretty sure that ass of hers could end a lot of wars… And probably start more than a few. Enjoy.

Supermodel Janice Dickinson Is Not An Attractive Woman

I can’t really blame former supermodel Janice Dickinson for trying to cover up her lady parts while wearing a little swimsuit the other day, it’s taking all my powers to overlook whatever it is she’s got going on down there and focus purely on her boobies. I feel like I’ve been training my whole life for days like this. Anyhow, big old boobs in a swimsuit can’t be all that bad, even if they are attached to something like this. I still kinda want to squeeze them a little.

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Vogue Russia

It’s finally Friday and I’ve had another rough week of writing about celebrities and their lovely boobs, so I thought I would finish things off with a few tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up. Enjoy.