Kirsten Dunst in Sexy Bikini on Vacation

Here’s Kirsten Dunst on vacation hanging out in her bikini the other day. I guess she looks alright for a sickly looking bird. Obviously the girl doesn’t spend a whole lot of time in her bikini, she’s as white as a ghost, I think I can see her heart beating. My ass has more color than she does and that poor thing hasn’t seen the sun in decades. I spent a lot of time naked as a toddler, mother said it was just easier than constantly changing diapers. The neighbors hated it.

Shauna Sand’s Sexy Bikini Holiday

I don’t normally like to post pictures of Shauna Sand on the site because her face is so rotten and the only thing she’s ever done in her career was squeeze out a few kids from that D list actor who used to be TV’s Renegade. That being said, she does check a few boxes when it comes to my taste in women — fake blond hair, big fake boobs and a tiny little body are three of my favorites — so when she brought along her even sluttier looking friend for a day at the beach in their bikinis I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Besides, she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up her busted old face so who really gives a crap. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker in Little Yellow Bikini

I don’t know a whole lot about Brooklyn Decker other than that she’s married to or dating some tennis playing douche and that she still owes me for getting her on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Bikini Issue, but I know that I like the way she looks in a bikini so here she is. Her tits look absolutely spectacular in that little yellow bikini, I want to hang them from my rearview mirror so I can play with them while I drive.

Jenni Farley’s Sexy Bikini Holiday

If this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chicks faces wasn’t so busted up she might actually be pretty decent looking. She’s got potential when it comes to the chesticles, that’s the only reason to have her on the site, but that face. It looks like a hot bag of assholes and not in a good way. Anyhow, the best thing to do is completely ignore the fact that she’s even got a face and focus your attention on those big boobies and everything will be ok.