Paris Hilton Walking The Red Carpet in Her Pink Little Bikini

Not to be outdone by The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari’s bikini clad pool party, Paris Hilton decided to walk the red carpet in her pink little number. I told you this was a good trend to get behind. Obviously she’s going to some party that involves a swimming pool, but I still stand behind my statement that women should be allowed to wear bikinis to pretty much any event. Including among others, weddings, bar mitzvahs, PTA meetings, presidential dinners, baptisms, funerals, little league games, groundbreaking ceremonies, traffic court and house warming parties. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton (Almost) in a White Sexy Bikini

Paris Hilton was spotted having fun on a boat in Rio de Janeiro yesterday afternoon… while wearing a bikini top and white shorts.

Paris certainly has a pair of magical boobs – or, better said, a magical bra (remember what she promised?). Here she is 2 days ago:

See some more after the jump!

Paris Hilton’s Lingerie Will Make Your Boobs Look Huge

… or so she says. Paris Hilton is about to launch her swimwear and lingerie line – and you’re looking at the ( photoshopped / cartoonish) promo! Here’s what she has to say about it:

“In my lingerie line, I have a bra that I designed for flat-chested girls and it makes your boobs look huge! People think it’s fake boobs. Everyone’s like, ‘Did you…?’ I’m like, ‘No!’ It makes me look like a double-D. I’m flat-chested compared to most girls in Hollywood.”

Paris Hilton Hot Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton trying her best to look sexy while posing in a swimsuit for her new hair products line. Unfortunately, it kind of works… As much as I hate Paris and think she’s even more useless than old socks, occasionally she convinces me otherwise.

Paris Hilton Hot Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton in her slutty little swimsuit with her new boyfriend lounging around the pool at the Hotel Du Cap in Anitbes near Cannes the other day. Alright so that’s not her boyfriend but I think she should at least give the old guy a chance, I’m sure he could introduce her to all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases she’s only ever read about in history books or heard about in the stories her grandmother used to tell her.

Paris Hilton In A Bikini Is Boring

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Paris Hilton With Her Animal Twin

Here’s Paris Hilton showing us once again how much likes cocks… Cockatoos that is. Ha! See what I did there? Comedy gold. I’m pretty sure that’s not even a Cockatoo but for the sake of this post let’s just say it is. I would have preferred to see a little less bird and a little more ass but I’m not the one in charge of the staged vacation pictures. They really do look alike, they share the same beak. Can birds get STD’s?

Paris Hilton Hot Blue Bikini Pictures

Warning! Crabs in the ocean! Here’s Paris Hilton in Maui, Hawaii at the beach with her new boy toy. I don’t understand why Paris is covering up her lower half with that wrap, but she must be hiding something… Too much partying has made her ass turn to mush? Yes, it happens to skinny chicks too. Until she removes it, this really can’t be considered an authentic bikini moment.